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Kavanaugh Declares His Innocence To The World: “I Swear To God”

The hearings today in Washington got were monumental.

Both Dr. Ford and Judge Kavanaugh delivered widely believed testimonies. The two very different accounts completely contradict one another, so the members of the Senate will have their work cut out for them on whether or not Kavanaugh is who he says he is, or if he’s the vile monsters Dr.Ford alleges.

Senator Lindsey Graham, S.C. also dominated the floor as he went on a massive rant against Democrat tactics to oppose Kavanaugh simply on the basis that he was appointed by Trump.

Kavanaugh has been vocal about his faith, a practicing Catholic, he even shared how his ten year old daughter suggested the entire family pray for Dr. Ford instead of holding a grudge against her.

At the end of the hearing, Senator Kennedy of Louisiana asked Judge Kavanaugh one last series of questions.

“None of these allegations are true?”

“Correct.”

“No doubt in your mind?”

“Zero. I’m a hundred percent certain.”

“Not even a scintilla?”

“Not a scintilla. A hundred percent certain, Senator.”

Then Senator Kennedy brought God onto the scene,

“Swear to God?”

“I swear to God.”

A moment of silence occurred, and then Kennedy finishes.

“That’s all I have, judge.”

And like that the most contested Supreme Court confirmation hearing comes to an end. Judge Kavanaugh could be confirmed as soon as Tuesday.