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James Woods Returns To Twitter, And It’s Just Want The Internet Needs

James Woods had been living in self imposed social media exile until this week. He voluntarily left Twitter after a suspension, because he would not delete a tweet. He said would be gone until free speech was allowed again on the platform. Following Trump’s acquittal, he has chosen now to make his glorious return to social media, and the time away only served to stoke his fire.

The 72 year old actor wasted no time returning to form. He made quick work of AOC’s latest statements in Congress regarding the phrase “boot-strapping.”

“I’ve tried so hard this past year to live without the wealth of knowledge available on Twitter, but this kind of blazing insight can be found nowhere else, so… I’m back! #AOCStillAMoron.”

He was quickly, and warmly received by his community who had missed his daily presence. Even Juanita Broderick reached out.

“I simply can’t express how honored I am by the kindness and warmth I have received by so many of my Twitter friends tonight. You are genuinely such fine people. Thank you. I am in tears.”

Then he got back to form, in which he took the opportunity to call out the Clintons on their collective criminalities.

“And hopefully you will eventually be victorious in your quest to bring the #RapistClinton to justice. We will stand by you until he is behind bars (hopefully monitored by the same guards who watched over Jeffrey Epstein).”

Yeah, Twitter just got good again! Welcome back Mr. Woods!